Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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