But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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