Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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