Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
