so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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