No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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