belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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