they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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