hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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