So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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