too bad you live with your parents still
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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