I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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