You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dignity is for republicans.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
