I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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