This is not my ceiling
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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