talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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