i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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