How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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