so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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