Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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