Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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