therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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