The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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