I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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