Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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