I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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