At least make sure they are 18
Why
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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