I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
