Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I know her cup size but not her name....
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