The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize