I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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