she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This house was built for laser tag.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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