..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Pappa wants mamma naked
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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