I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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