Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
