Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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