I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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