I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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