Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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