Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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