He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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