WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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