check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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