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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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