did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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