i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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