Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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