is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Alive.
So much puke
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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