flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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