lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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