Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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